fincher1999:

codeinewarrior:

say those three words and i’m yours

robert de niro

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aquachilddicksquad:

forcing people to listen to my music when I’m driving

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third-personomniscient:

nothinbutmaggotybread:

when i see a cute boy

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I’m on mobile and I was in no way ready for that image when it loaded

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princeowl:

‘if youre tired during school just go to bed earier’

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rangerkimmy:

driftingfocus:

Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step
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commanderchrist:

No breard, but broats.

👨👍

narcotic:

I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.

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