everyonedies:

dictatorboy:

My saint bernard lets the outside cats sleep with him

ARE YOU SERIOUS

krystalrneth:

i don;t even know why i stay up late all i do is find new ways to hate myself

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vvankinq:

I have never seen a more british sentence
wigglytuffvevo:

When will it stop

sjsnyls:

fukkkres:

white people when they drop something: ah fiddlesticks

white people when they win a board game: hooty hoo!!!

Loool what fucking white people do you know

Ned Flanders? XD

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My old teacher just called me a puma.

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